The 100 Season 3 Episode 5 "Hakeldama" Group Review

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Fable’s Library (Angelina and Brianna) joined up with The Bookmato Chronicles (me!) in writing a group review of The 100’s season three, episode four.
(In case you're wondering, the twins and I switch off editing the review/mess. So that's why it's different.)

For those of you who don’t know, The 100 airs on Wednesday on The CW at 9/8C.
Also, be prepared for spoilers! Though, the Parents Guide (From Worried Teens) only has mild spoilers :)

Summary of episode #5:

The show beings with a mass murder, a genocide of sorts started by the Sky People who are STRONGLY mislead by Pike (oh my gosh PIKE IS EVIL and I just UGH). They leave Indra alive and dying so that she can leave a message for Clarke and Lexa when they return from The Ice Kingdom. A war is on the horizon O_O and strangely, Thelonious is still a nut cake and people are liking it.

~ On a Random Note~

-Wren seems like a promising character…
Wren: I thought Wren died...or am I mixing things up? May be mixing things up. You know what would be cool? If I fell in love with another Wren. We’d have little Wren babies. FLAP FLAP.

Characters:

Twins: Bellamy is just UGH. STOP THIS NOW, IT IS MADNESS! I blame Pike.
Wren: Again, seeing historical connections. Aka WWI which I am learning about in WHAP. People v. machine guns= dead people.

Twins: It makes no sense having Pike as the leader because he LITERALLY just showed up! OH MY GOSH I CAN’T EVEN! THE GROUNDERS WERE THERE TO PROTECT THEM AND THEY MURDERED THEM!
Wait, Indra is their friend!
Wren: Yes. And he’s been Chancellor for 24 hours. Also… Indra?? NOOO. She’s been labeled ally so many times before.
Twins: This is so unbelievable, why would Bellamy do this? He knows the grounders are good. I just can’t believe they would all be swayed this easily.
Wren: Bellamy can be nice. Sometimes. But  he’s damn sexy all de time.
PS: I think Clarke is cropped out of this photo. HAHA.
Since when has Pike had actual power? Like...bruh. NO.

Twins: Lincoln is showing a lot of self control in there. And Raven’s old blonde boyfriend is still missing… (seriously, WILL THEY EVER EXPLAIN HIS ABSENCE!?)
Wren: OTHER SHOW.
Twins: The 100 is starting new fashion trends. Box backpacks...
Wren: And the box is also a backpack. Lovely transportation.
We’ll all be carrying around our stuff in box backpacks soon enough. Buy now!

Twins: He is an AWFUL Chancellor…………..
HE IS TOTALLY JUDGING HARD
Wren: I still hate Chancellor Pike -gags-

Twins: “In this world, when people leave they don’t come back,” Murphey. That is so sad :(
Wren: He’s actually quite truthful, though
He is honest with her it seems :O
That smug little face...
Wren: Whoa...FIGHTING…
And...poor Lincoln. Abby looks like she wants Pike’s head. Haha. GET IT

Wren:What...since when do people listen to Raven?
She doesn't seem like a leader...at least to me.
Twins: Trueeeee. No one listens to the teens EVEN though they’ve been there FOREVER or at least longer :O and why do the teens run the clans? Like Lexa :P
Raven gave Thelonious a dirty scowl XD

Wren: Now, Octavia hates Bellamy. Aw...torn relations…
And public humiliation.
Twins: AW I MISS THE GOOD SIBLING RELATIONSHIP :( I also love Octavia, she is such a great character!

Twins: I still think this season hasn’t been close to being as good as season 2 was. Season 3 is kind of boring so far :(
Wren: Unless you like lots of betrayal.

~During the SHOCKING moment....~

Wren: I’m crying on the inside. BEELAAMYYY
Twins: Bellammmmy :( HE HAS GOOD POINTS~!
Wren: STOP BLAMing herrrr. He does...but still. Clarke has so much weighing on her.
Twins: True true. But why does all the weight fall on her? Why do all the adults expect her to do everything when she is just a kid :O?
Wren: i know… please kiss, though. i love bellarke. and i give up on punctuation and stuff…
oh gosh...belammy.nooo.
Twins: OH MY GAWSH BELLAMY I AM ANGRY! HOW COULD HE AGUUHHHHHH
Wren: -fangirls crying-

Wren: Raven acts so tough..I just want her to unravel and relax
Twins: I really liked Raven :D!

Wren: I love the Octavia and clarke stuff going on
Twins: ME TOO! GIRL POWER WOOT WOOT XD AND LOOK IT’S HER MOM :D AND MARCUS THE GOOD GUYS! YAY

Wren: oh man. Sexy times with Emory and Murph
and she’s gonna abandon him after. One night stand.

Wren:
“Run, Raven, run!”
Oh...no...raven...no. No pills. No drugs. Stop. Pleasseee.
AND THE PREVIEW. people getting dem drugs
IT'S A CULT

Parent's Guide:


  • In the beginning there is a mass murder, a TON of dead bodies are shown.
  • There is swearing :P
  • Murphy takes on the art of playing dead by painting his face with Rabbit guts.

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